one liner joke.

What's the difference between
chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not
everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down
the road..then he turned into a
drive way...
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no
eyes?
A fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a
field. One says to the other :
"Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross
an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Once upon a time there were
two muffins in the microwave.
Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"